The day of the moon. Depending on which school you follow, Shiva and Chandra rule on Mondays and you should colour your world with white or yellow. Chandra rides his chariot (the moon) across the sky every night, pulled by ten white horses or an antelope. It begs the questions, does Santa know about this and is the moon really made of cheese?
You should have had time to bleach the stains from Friday’s outfit, if not, yellow is a good back-up. I suggest yellow and white polka dots for full effect. It is a excellent day for men seeking favours from women, and for making new friends. Gains can be made if you eat rice and wear pearls. Taking honey and cucumber on Mondays may also yield good results.